"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
06/13/2016 at 20:17 • Filed to: Bad Jokes
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"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
06/13/2016 at 20:17 • Filed to: Bad Jokes | 1
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...when you asked to get your car tuned they said, “All I got is Spongebob.”
Yo Mechanic is so dumb, when you told them your engine was flooded they said, “That’s weird, it hasn’t rained in weeks...”
Yo Mechanic is so dumb, when you told them your car was push to start he got out and gave it a shove!
Yo Mechanic is so dumb, when you told them your car needed a jump they walked over to the front of it and yelled, “BOO!!”
Yo Mechanic is so dumb, when you took your Boxster in they popped the front and exclaimed, “Well there’s your problem!”
Yo Mechanic is so dumb they said, “Dem Nascars can only turn one direction because they ain’t got no alternators.”
Yo Mechanic is so dumb, when you asked what weight oil they used they replied, “Oh about 2 or 3 pounds each.”
Birddog
> Wobbles the Mind
06/13/2016 at 20:21 |
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So dumb he could have been twins!
AMGtech - now with more recalls!
> Wobbles the Mind
06/13/2016 at 21:51 |
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I don’t see a problem here
Urambo Tauro
> Wobbles the Mind
06/13/2016 at 22:47 |
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Yo Mechanic is so dumb, he tried to hook up his oxyacetylene torch: red to positive, green to ground...
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Wobbles the Mind
> Urambo Tauro
06/13/2016 at 23:31 |
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I feel weird for laughing at that, as if a bit of me died with the giggle...must have been my maturity!